May 12, 2014

fullcredit:

You guys.

April 16, 2014
April 3, 2014

(Source: sculllyyy, via madelineandnine)

March 23, 2014
wineandglitterplease:

Benson + Stabler 5ever

wineandglitterplease:

Benson + Stabler 5ever

(Source: hewouldve)

December 10, 2013
This person is a sociopath. You watch someone for 15 years and you’re like, “yeah, he should get killed by a criminal”
This show definitely attracts some crazies…

This person is a sociopath. You watch someone for 15 years and you’re like, “yeah, he should get killed by a criminal”

This show definitely attracts some crazies…

December 9, 2013
November 27, 2013

lizdexia:

unicornery:

picklesandwine:

unicornery:

Jim Gaffigan was also a murderous father of quintuplets (or some large number or identical kids) on a different Law and Order!

OMG YES!  Mike Sho was there toooooo.  

http://www.tv.com/shows/law-order/reality-bites-1299798/ (Pawneeshorty helpfully provided this link for us)  I think it was ripped from the headlines of the Gosselins, but Jim’s character wasn’t swaddled in Ed Hardy.

That’s RIGHT! I forgot about that, but he was great on reggo L&O. Elizabeth Banks was on an SVU a while back, now I’m trying to think of others. And let’s not forget Dennis Duffy as a regular now on SVU (guys I might watch too much SVU…)

I feel like we need to loop Liz/Lizdexia on this one because she knows about a lot of these comedian type people on procedurals.

Damn right I do!

Admittedly I can only really speak as to SVU (and Criminal Intent on occasion), but off the top of my head, you had:

  • Rainn Wilson as a creepy janitor
  • Will Arnett as a pedophile travel agent
  • James Urbaniak as a doctor who infected his girlfriends with zoonotic viruses (this was on CI but it was such a creeptastic episode, “Zoonotic” from one of the first couple seasons)
  • Also on CI, Stephen Colbert as some dude involved with a Catholic church art scandal
  • Jane Krakowski was on a really great SVU episode that also starred Rent’s Anthony Rapp as her equally creepy brother, oh man it was so good
  • Robin Williams was on a really awesome episode a few years ago

I think I actually had a whole list on this topic somewhere, but I’d have to search for it. 

October 17, 2013

Every episode of Law & Order: SVU featuring Olivia Benson

fakeepisodesofsvu:

Benson finds child. “Hi sweetie. I’m Olivia. What’s your name?”


Benson tells someone why the child is damaged. “He drew a monster and called it, ‘daddy.’ Something’s wrong here.”


Benson finds suspect and interrogates him. “Well, guess what? We found your semen. Everywhere. Not really sure how you can explain that, huh? Yeah. We found it. Not so tough, huh?” Half-smiles.


Benson somehow faces the suspect one-on-one after suspect is freed/escapes. “Come on, now. You don’t want to do this. You can still walk away. It’s not too late.”


Benson gets into a bloody fight. Struggle ensues. She wins. Goes in to work next day like nothing happened.


Benson is called into Chief’s office. “Benson, my office. Now.”


Benson insists she can take on another case. “I’m fine.”


Benson stares into the distance, not fine.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: DICK WOLF

(via jokes-on-c)

October 10, 2013

party-wok:

sol419:

I have a lot of sadness, because he has to leave??

                Love the Sergeant Munch!!

Show’s over. I’m surprised it’s limped on this long with no Stabler, but no Munch? Shut it down.

July 29, 2013
jhermann:

boundtothewater:

dumbledarb:

"you weren’t kidding. that’s … a lot of butts."
"an entire website devoted to women’s butts?"
"ok, laura was seeing two guys, she’s into women’s butts, and she went postal at an overpriced boutique." 

important

That’s gotta be about ten gigs of women’s butts.

jhermann:

boundtothewater:

dumbledarb:

"you weren’t kidding. that’s … a lot of butts."

"an entire website devoted to women’s butts?"

"ok, laura was seeing two guys, she’s into women’s butts, and she went postal at an overpriced boutique." 

important

That’s gotta be about ten gigs of women’s butts.