January 2012
3 posts
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September 2011
2 posts
3 tags
poploser:
A screenwriter wonders how the hell he’s going to come up with an original plot for a new episode of Law & Order: SVU.
But wait, if I go with the bullying story, I’ve got to find a way to make it sexual somehow so the Special Victims Unit would get the case. I hate this. I have to take every vague idea I have and turn it into some terrible sex crime. It’s like that episode where...
How to Drink at Home By Yourself →
arod:
Once you’re two deep, grab a refill and turn on the television. Watch Law and Order: SVU. Get indignant if it’s an episode where Stabler and Benson are ‘taking a break.’ “Who is this bitch, even. Who is she, making out with Stabler when he’s separated from Kathy. GTFO. Oh Benson, you work in computer crimes now? Since when? You don’t know shit about computers. Give me a goddamn break...
August 2011
7 posts
5 tags
ieroception-deactivated20110925 asked: Oh believe me, I know it's not the closets thing to real lol. But just getting a glimpse of a little bit of what it could be inspired me.
ieroception-deactivated20110925 asked: I'm addicted to this show. It has really inspired me to join the NYPD. Thanks for making a blog about it. :)
Grey's Anatomy's T.R. Knight Returning to TV (in... →
July 2011
1 post
Kubler-RosSVU | The Hairpin →
We’re at about the same spot… about an inch away from acceptance, but wanting to run back to somewhere between denial and anger.
May 2011
7 posts
hollywoodhereicome asked: Was that the series or just the season finale of svu?
strengthinwhatremains asked: I've watched all of the SVU seasons multiple times, and the thing that bothers me the most is O'Halloran. He's so kickass as dedicated to his work, but he never gets any credit. Not to mention the fact that he lasts several seasons, probably the most out of any of the non-main characters. Then, out of nowhere, he gets murdered by Stuckey, who only lasted for like 3 shows but gets...
That's it. NBC just assured SVU's imminent death. →
The Law & Order franchise is soon to be history. This is now a memorial blog.
(Like you’re going to want to watch TWO new leads come the middle of next year?)
Law and Order
sfbirdie:
penelopepeony:
Why do the criminals and the victims always meet in the office on L&O?! Seriously, this does not happen in real life.
It is never wise to question anything about L&O. It happens there because IT CAN.
“Suspension of disbelief” applies to a 17-year-old girl with no criminal ties obtaining a fully-loaded semi-automatic pistol, walking into a police...
I guessed who'd get killed
the second that I saw Sister Peg
Jennifer Love Hewitt Could be Christopher Meloni’s... →
OH GOD NO
This is why I don’t post recaps. I love the show overall, and fondly remember the halcyon days of Olivia’s short hair, Un-Stabler, ADAs Cabot and Novak, episodes where Munch had at least 2 lines (if any), and monkey-in-the-basketball. But this show is now a parody of itself.
The Neal Baer / Speed Weed era is over soon! Rejoice, rejoice!
April 2011
2 posts
February 2011
2 posts
For DecorMyEyes, Bad Publicity Is a Good Thing -... →
interweber:
PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW LAW & ORDER LAST NIGHT AND REALIZED THAT PART OF THE PLOT WAS BASED OFF THIS ARTICLE.
RIPPEDFROMTHEHEADLINES.COM
January 2011
2 posts
July 2010
2 posts
Desmond's going to be on SVU →
Let’s see if he can beat Sayid’s guest appearance last season.
June 2010
2 posts
Law & Order: SVU Taxed Out of New Jersey --... →
DOINK-DOINK →
This would NEVER happen on Cragen’s watch.
May 2010
3 posts
sherry.: I feel somehow disappointed with Sharon... →
Shall we discuss?
1. In last weeks episode, Stone was totes overacting. Sharon baby, this ain’t Casino. Plus, am I really supposed to feel sexual tension between her & Stabler? I feel kind of insulted that I’m supposed to believe that every new woman on SVU wants Stabler. (Yes, I want him, but…
April 2010
3 posts
for the story goes: On last night's* Law & Order... →
** SPOILER ALERT!** Refers to tonight’s NBC episode introducing Sharon Stone. Now you know you need to watch!
The Law and Order franchise, known for its “ripped from the headlines” plots, last night borrowed from perhaps one of the most heartbreaking, most disturbing stories I have ever heard. At the end of the episode I was half expecting there to be something more, some indication to...
Dear Olivia Benson:
sherry:
I love you.
March 2010
1 post
On Television Ownership and Pretension
spiers:
Following this rather extensive discussion re: Moby’s snobbery or lack thereof, I feel obligated to disclose that I do not own a television, since that seems to be the defining characteristic of The New Pretentiousness.
This is not, however, because I do not want a television. It’s mostly because my productivity has already been significantly diminished by 30 Rock and various reality...
January 2010
5 posts
Has Chris Meloni Got an SVU Plot for Conan O’Brien — Vulture
Last night, at a State of the Union dinner hosted by The Atlantic and Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry at Le Cirque, we ran into Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’s always charming Chris Meloni and asked him whether the show could give Conan O’Brien some work. “I’d love to get him on an episode,” he told us. As...
“They hacked his FaceUnion account!”
– Benson &/or Stabler on last night’s Social Media Savvy SVU (via adeandabet)
1 tag
December 2009
2 posts
3 Universal Truths Of Law And Order | Best Week... →
interweber:
So essentially,
Truth #1: If a recognizable actor or actress is in the episode, they did it.
Truth #2: If they arrest or try a suspect with too much time left in the episode, that person obviously didn’t do it.
Universal Truth #3: The last couple seasons of SVU have been effing crazy.
Spot on.
Not gonna lie, six hours of SVU is officially too...
(via arod)
Ed. Note: BITE YOUR TONGUE!
November 2009
7 posts
lacey:
I am the same way for a L&O:SVU marathon. I will cancel plans with friends and watch one after another (even if I’ve seen them already).
Kathy Griffin to Guest Star on Law & Order: SVU →
adeandabet:
vneckandacardigan:
I hope Maggie and her boxed wine make an appearance too.
This seems like a bad idea. I’m reblogging it anyway.
“Amy, are you willing to testify that you sold Nicki out for some clothes in an...”
– This week’s Law and Order: SVU is amaze.
Sad to see Elliot Stabler go all anger management issues on his son though.
P.S. When did Dickie Stabler turn in to such a teenage hunk? Jeez Louise.
(via molls)
