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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>FUCK YEAH SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahsvu)</generator><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>jhermann:

you wrote a whole essay and didn’t say who would win

Oh, Ironbone every time</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/38408248107/fuckyeahsvu-jhermann-speed-weed"&gt;jhermann&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you wrote a whole essay and didn’t say who would win&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, &lt;a href="http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3124087"&gt;Ironbone&lt;/a&gt; every time&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/38408657094</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/38408657094</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:34:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jhermann:


Speed Weed appreciation post

who would win in a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iprpWB101qknozeo11_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/38405057481/speed-weed-appreciation-post-who-would-win-in-a"&gt;jhermann&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Speed Weed appreciation post&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who would win in a fight, speed weed or dick wolf&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It may seem like just a funny name, but this dude (plus his enabler Neal Baer) was responsible for some of the more odious SVU plots over the course of the series, and that’s saying something. He may have ultimately been responsible for pushing Meloni out of the show (though the entire Un-Stabler shtick was getting a little tired anyway), because it was known that he was openly disdainful of the writing toward the end. Oh, actors. Anyway… the final episode of the Speed Weed era was that ridiculous one where the JAIL WAS IN THE SQUADROOM and they allowed someone into the squadroom with a concealed firearm with no one watching because you can just sit there unattended at a police station with a concealed firearm in NY state… sure… the implausibility was so overwhelming that walking away after 13 years seemed the best thing to do. Then Baer left, Warren Leight cleaned house, Meloni was unceremoniously tossed off the show after some contract renegotiating drama, Danny Pinto and Kelli Giddish were brought on… and the show somehow found new life by concentrating on Olivia’s mommabear-ness while playing to the strengths of the supporting cast and guest stars once again. At this point Dick Wolf should stop trying to mess around with firefighters and get onto creating what would be 2013’s biggest new hit - “&lt;a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwjw0QgwM1re9rd5o2_r1_500.gif"&gt;Law &amp; Order: Barba’s Adagio&lt;/a&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/38407866052</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/38407866052</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:25:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>onemorefortheroad:

You guys
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megtwc5Teg1r5liduo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onemorefortheroad.tumblr.com/post/37227169154/you-guys"&gt;onemorefortheroad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/37227752828</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/37227752828</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 20:31:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zu5v1fGJ1qzhtk3o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/31068041699</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/31068041699</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:01:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>arod:

theboobsmilk:

perfection

Still incredibly bitter about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j31ulbti1qzv9o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arod.tumblr.com/post/30519110275"&gt;arod&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theboobsmilk.tumblr.com/post/30462918496/perfection"&gt;theboobsmilk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;perfection&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still incredibly bitter about how wasted he was on True Blood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/30519902711</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/30519902711</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 09:59:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lizdexia:

hey-bungalowbill:

my queen.

I WAS SO PREPARED TO...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ivdQvdF1qj3v18o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizdexia.tumblr.com/post/28442070997/hey-bungalowbill-my-queen-i-was-so-prepared"&gt;lizdexia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hey-bungalowbill.tumblr.com/post/28441334916"&gt;hey-bungalowbill&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;my queen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WAS SO PREPARED TO ANGRILY REBLOG THAT “I’D LIKE YOUR BALLS IN A BLENDER BUT AIN’T LIFE A BITCH” WASN’T ON HERE AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN AND DID A LITTLE DANCE IN CELEBRATION.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Olivia Benson is forever my queen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/28449526490</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/28449526490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 20:55:57 -0400</pubDate><category>uuugggghhhhh dnw undercover on here tho</category><category>that episode is TOO MUCH man</category><category>i can't ever watch it again</category><category>jesus christ that scene</category></item><item><title>i was wondering if you could help me out. i need to know what episode it is when one of the younger, inexperienced svu workers is the killer. i can't really remember much of the episode but it's when they're investigating something at a park then a beach and the killer/svu agent plants evidence there? and in the end he kills or injures someone at the svu office. he had blonde hair if that helps? Sorry I would love to know what his name was/episode it was? If you know thank you sooo much &lt;3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It wasn’t a detective on the Special Victims Unit… it was a young CSU named Stuckey. He killed longtime guest star CSU O’Halloran played by Mike Doyle (and a few others) in his meltdown in the episode “Zebras” - Season 10, Episode 22.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/27733217175</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/27733217175</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 21:55:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>anthropolissa:

capitalnewyork:

‘Law and Order: Special Victims...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z2tdnXe31qc0o3ko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anthropolissa.tumblr.com/post/25580238855/capitalnewyork-law-and-order-special-victims"&gt;anthropolissa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capitalnewyork.tumblr.com/post/25576135900/law-and-order-special-victims-unit-mapped-via"&gt;capitalnewyork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;‘Law and Order: Special Victims Unit,’ Mapped (&lt;a href="http://culture.wnyc.org/articles/features/2012/jun/18/law-and-order-special-victims-unit-mapped/"&gt;via WNYC&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Nowhere is safe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/25584411916</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/25584411916</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:30:31 -0400</pubDate><category>battery park seems weirdly free of rape-murders</category><category>which is weird cuz i've been there at night and i have never felt like i was gonna get murdered MORE</category></item><item><title>Television: In the criminal justice system--&#13;</title><description>Television: In the criminal justice system--&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/23718732275</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/23718732275</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 00:46:24 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category><category>literally me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnny1W77Y1qawtluo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/23445313315</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/23445313315</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 19:15:00 -0400</pubDate><category>PERFECT PEOPLE</category><category>i cannot</category><category>yr favs could NEVER</category></item><item><title>sfbirdie:

mandatory meloni reblog.

MISS U BOO</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvxn3Dskr1qbbpaoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sfbirdie.tumblr.com/post/19586684944/mandatory-meloni-reblog"&gt;sfbirdie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mandatory meloni reblog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MISS U BOO&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/19586920600</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/19586920600</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:47:39 -0400</pubDate><category>chris meloni</category><category>svu</category><category>law and order</category><category>stabler</category><category>elliot</category></item><item><title>Five Ways ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Ruined My Life</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/five-ways-law-and-order-svu-ruined-my-life"&gt;Five Ways ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Ruined My Life&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Everything here is perfect, but&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MONKEY IN THE BASKETBALL 2X PERFECT!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/19102960259</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/19102960259</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 00:09:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kkilgariff:

I love this man. 

::SIGH::</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06jtxvxof1qzw38zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kkilgariff.tumblr.com/post/18552269348"&gt;kkilgariff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this man. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;::SIGH::&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/18552606489</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/18552606489</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:34:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>adeandabet:

ackb:

saraplainandtall:

vneckandacardigan:

popcul...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2PtBKkqQn7E?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adeandabet.tumblr.com/post/17154579452/ackb-saraplainandtall-vneckandacardigan"&gt;adeandabet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ackb.tumblr.com/post/17150626809/saraplainandtall-vneckandacardigan"&gt;ackb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saraplainandtall.tumblr.com/post/17136991793/vneckandacardigan"&gt;saraplainandtall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vneckandacardigan.com/post/17116564496/popculturebrain-comedynerdsunited-nbcs-super"&gt;vneckandacardigan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/17115515979/comedynerdsunited-nbcs-super-awesome-super"&gt;popculturebrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedynerdsunited.com/post/17115082030/nbcs-super-awesome-super-bowl-commercial"&gt;comedynerdsunited&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;NBC’s super awesome Super Bowl commercial. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Okay, love it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This made me really happy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;This is pretty great.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I suppose this is the closest to my dream of &lt;em&gt;SVU: The Musical &lt;/em&gt;that I’ll ever see. Pretty great!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/17156792993</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/17156792993</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:26:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mulaney:


I’m watching a nearly perfect episode of SVU.
1)...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsvz1orwV1r9lic1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mulaney.tumblr.com/post/15835945014/im-watching-a-nearly-perfect-episode-of-svu-1"&gt;mulaney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m watching a nearly perfect episode of SVU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) Fisher Stevens is guest starring as a real theater-type. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) His name came up right when Fin Tutuola was trying to get the facts. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) It’s about an attack at a “Sleep No More” type play where everyone is wearing masks. &lt;a href="http://annamarie.tumblr.com"&gt;Anna &lt;/a&gt; saw the real play and says their research was shoddy at best! Good work SVU! It seems more like Eyes Wide Shut or a strip club, but people in the episode keep blaming interactive theater for this girl getting defiled. Whaaa whaaa. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Holy shit Miles from Murphy Brown just showed up. He’s a theater critic! He just said “if I wanted to attack an actress i would do it in print.” Whoaaaa! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15837619819</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15837619819</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 13:46:57 -0500</pubDate><category>LOL</category></item><item><title>via @FINALLEVEL</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm638rt7u1qzhtk3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/photos/FINALLEVEL"&gt;@FINALLEVEL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15653031414</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15653031414</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:09:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>austin-translation:

LOL LAW &amp; ORDER: SVU

He really was the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5qf2rfy01qzhjrmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://austin-translation.tumblr.com/post/15169706361/lol-law-order-svu"&gt;austin-translation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL LAW &amp; ORDER: SVU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He really was the worst. Haven’t seen his credits this year, perhaps because Warren Leight has more than half a brain cell when it comes to running a writer’s room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you think about this year’s writing? Are the plots, dialogue, and pacing better or worse? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15180828881</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/15180828881</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 08:06:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>poploser:

A screenwriter wonders how the hell he’s going to come up with an original plot for a new...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://poploser.org/post/10489558665"&gt;poploser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A screenwriter &lt;a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-screenwriter-wonders-how-the-hell-hes-going-to-come-up-with-an-original-plot-for-a-new-episode-of-law-amp-order-svu"&gt;wonders&lt;/a&gt; how the hell he’s going to come up with an original plot for a new episode of &lt;em&gt;Law &amp;amp; Order: SVU&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But wait, if I go with the bullying story, I’ve got to find a way to make it sexual somehow so the Special Victims Unit would get the case. I hate this. I have to take every vague idea I have and turn it into some terrible sex crime. It’s like that episode where I had to write a scene where the doctor found two dice and an egg timer in someone’s rectum. Do you know how weird it was to come up with that idea? Was it weirder that I came up with it after I played a board game with my family?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/10490108910</link><guid>http://fuckyeahsvu.tumblr.com/post/10490108910</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:24:17 -0400</pubDate><category>tv</category><category>law &amp; order</category><category>svu</category></item><item><title>How to Drink at Home By Yourself</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/how-to-drink-at-home-by-yourself"&gt;How to Drink at Home By Yourself&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://arod.tumblr.com/post/10279490900"&gt;arod&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once you’re two deep, grab a refill and turn on the television. Watch &lt;em&gt;Law and Order: SVU&lt;/em&gt;.  Get indignant if it’s an episode where Stabler and Benson are ‘taking a  break.’ “Who is this bitch, even. Who is she, making out with Stabler  when he’s separated from Kathy. GTFO. Oh Benson, you work in computer  crimes now? Since when? You don’t know shit about computers. Give me a  goddamn break with this crap. I love this show.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh shit guys, it’s official — somebody was able to get inside my brain.&lt;/p&gt;
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Always.
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&lt;p&gt;Always.&lt;/p&gt;
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